I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place & I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends & I sometimes fight & maybe some days nothing goes right. But when I think about it & take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe I like being imperfect ...

Some People Care too Much...I think it's called love -Winnie the Pooh-

think positiv think positiv iven is you live is negativ shit kann happens die sonne scheint bat ei never let you allein ei never let you allein! :D :D :D

Lothar Matthäus: "We look in front, not behind." "My English is not the yellow of the egg." Roman Weidenfeller: "I think we have a grandios saison gespielt." "i think we have a grandios saison play and so we have to win the league." ich hab so das gefühl dass fussball den teil des hirns beschädigt, der für fremdsprachen zuständig ist :D

" If you think, that Fuck is funny-- fuck yourself and save your Money!!"

Fränglisch mit Lothar - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my english is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun my lovely mister singing club mein lieber herr gesangsverein come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks there my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge tell me nothing from the horse erzähl mir keinen vom pferd it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei everything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild now you look but silly out of the clothes Jetzt schaust Du aber dumm aus der Wäsche ..

You know my English is not the yellow of the egg but it goes and so I was in England! First I tought I break together and belived me treats a horse because i saw a man that had a circle-walk-together-break and I thought he died. So I said:"Oh I think I spider! Goes you good?!" But an Ill-car came and got him away. I said him : "I wish you what!" So I went to a restaurante and first ordered like this:" I become a ruler-egg please!" The man laught and i was fox devils wild that I screamed:"¥ou are me perhaps one, you're so for the cat!"and i run away. After this a light goes me open and I went back to Germany as I was there a realy big stone fall from my heart! :D

Wenn die Sonne scheint freut sich die Welt mit dir! Wenn es regnet, weint der Himmel Freudentränen! ♥ Think positively... and the world looks better!!!

I Love you Every day, Every moment, Every time I think about you, I want to say that I love you. I just love so much that words can´t say. So much that it hurts me ,cause I can´t have you ever. Because you and me aren´t made to be together we made to be best friends and that is hurting me every day , Every moment, Every time I think about you. I now all that so I have to cry with every word I am saying but I can´t false the truth cause I can´t lay . So just for now I´am sitting here and cry. I cry because Every day, Every moment, Every time I think about you I now we are just friends. Friends for ever but we won´t be together ever Because you don’t love me Any day, Any moment, Any time you think about me. You will never love me But I will love you forever nut I never tell anyone I will watch when you have you first girlfriend I will watch when you merry your wife I will watch when you first kind get born I will be there when you´re sad I will be forever there Because I love you and you don´t now because you were to blind in every moment of your live Avery day, Every moment, Every time you thought about me , YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FOR SURE But it wasn´t If I haven’t loved you I would have my on live and you would never ever had a such good fried. When you read this (but you shouldn´t) than think about it was it for sure ? Have you ever realized What I´ve done for YOU ??? But I love you just the way you are

Das Leben sollte mit dem Tod beginnen. Stell dir vor: du liegst unter der Erde, dunkel und muffig, dann gräbst du dich frei. Dann kommt das Altersheim, es geht dir von Monat zu Monat besser und du wirst rausgeschmissen, weil du zu jung wirst. Dannach spielst du ein paar Jahre Golf bei fetter Rente und beginnst ganz langsam zu arbeiten. Nachdem du damit durch bist, gehts du zur Uni. Mittlerweile hast du genug Kohle, um das Studentenleben in Saus und Braus zu genießen. Party, Alk, Drogen, Sex stehen an oberster Stelle. Wenn du so richtig stumpf geworden bist, wird es Zeit für die Schule, die natürlich mit einer Klassenfahrt ins Ausland beginnt. In der Schule wirst du von Jahr zu Jahr dümmer, bis du rausfliegst und mit einer riesigen Tüte voller Süßigkeiten belohnt wirst. Danach spielst du ein paar Jahre den ganzen Tag im Sandkasten usw und anschließend dümpelst du 9 Monate in einer Gebärmutter herum und beendest dein leben als ORGASMUS... just think about it !

If you think that Fuck is funny, fuck yourself.... and safe your money!

fuck is easy fuck is funny. many people fuck for money, if you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save your money (:

Englisch - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my english is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun my lovely mister singing club mein lieber herr gesangsverein come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks there my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge tell me nothing from the horse erzähl mir keinen vom pferd it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei everything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild now you look but silly out of the clothes Jetzt schaust Du aber dumm aus der Wäsche ..

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. [Bob Marley]

Bitches talk shit 'cause they think they know me, but if I had a dick they'd be the first to blow me!

Fuck is easy fuck is funny many people fuck for money if you don't think fuck is funny fuck youself and save the money!

Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me... And it's so, it's so, sad to think that she don't see what I see

Fuck is good Fuck is funny many people fuck for money when you think fuck is funny fuck yourself ans safe your money :)

I think the whole time only to you, because i love you so much <3

Chaos, Panic, Disaster, I think my work here is done!

fuck is easy fuck is funny many people fuck for money if you think that fuck is funny fuck yourself and safe your money

He broke her heart, so she broke his xbox. Who do you think cried harder?

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Baby, I love you I never want to let you go The more I think about, The more I want to let you know... That everything you do, Is super fuckin' cute And I can't stand it ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ WE LOVE NEVERSHOUTNEVER !!!! ♥3 *__*

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (So I’ve been told) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. DON'T STEREOTYPE! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE! STOP STEREOTYPING! IT'S WRONG AND HURTFUL! THANK YOU!

Bitches talk shit, 'cause they think, they know me. But if I had a dick, they'd be the first to blow me! ;)

Bitches talk shit 'cause they think they know me, but if I hab a dick they'd be the first to blow me!

Rihanna- Oh, nana whats my name? Eminem -Why are you asking me whats your name ? Rihanna-Oh shut up and drive! Eminem - Sure ....I need to get out to an store but It Is raining! Rihanna - Then get under my Umbrella jerk! Eminem - Who do you think you are ? Rihanna - Only girl In the world! Eminem - No you are not! Rihanna - Oh ...I love the way you lie!!!

Rihanna- Oh, nana whats my name? Eminem -Why are you asking me whats your name ? Rihanna-Oh shut up and drive! Eminem - Sure ....I need to get out to an store but It Is raining! Rihanna - Then get under my Umbrella jerk! Eminem - Who do you think you are ? Rihanna - Only girl In the world! Eminem - No you are not! Rihanna - Oh ...I love the way you lie!

I close my eyes and think about you, You're so real in my dream. And than I opened my eyes. I'm crying, than you're not here on my side... Wenn wir nur in Träumen leben könnte...

I hate it , when Girls answer with : No I'am Ugly . I think when Boys say that to Girls , they should thanks and smile (:

Mädchen:"O mann mama du kannst kein Wort englisch!!" Mutter(blöfft):"I THINK NOOOOOO!!" Mädchen lacht sich kaputt:" I DONT THINK SO!!":)))

Fuck is easy, fuck is funny. Many people fuck for money. And if you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and save your money !

Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s just too much for me. His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong? Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure.. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see.. Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. Boy: Well, she.. His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened

60 Dinge um Edward Cullen zu mobben: Sing „Like a Virgin“, immer wenn Edward den Raum betritt oder verlässt. Kauf ihm einen Plüschwolf, den du „Jacob“ nennst. Schwärm permanent davon, wie kuschelig und warm Werwölfe sind. Setz dich ganz dicht neben ihn und denke sinnlose Wörter, wie z.B. Schmuddelou, Schwalubdub, Wuselpusel und Ähnliches Begrüße ihn mit „Na, mein kleiner Puma...“ Immer, wenn er einen wütenden oder beleidigten Eindruck macht, verfalle in einen kindlichen Ton und sage: „ Uuuuund, was willst du jetzt tun, Edward? Nach Italien fahren?“ Rede sowieso immer in Babysprache mit ihm. Stell ihn deinen Freunden als die kleine „Dramaqueen“ vor. Oder als den „wilden Vamp“ Frag ihn, ob ihm bewusst ist, dass seine Beziehung zu Bella an Pädophilie grenzt. Sag ihm, dass das Klavierspielen seine weibliche Seite ganz toll betont. Geh mit ihm zu einer Blutspendenaktion. Denk dir verschiedene Spitznamen für ihn aus (z.B. Eddilein, Wardischnauzi, Edeldudelward) Bring Bella dazu ab und an 'Jacob' zu stöhnen - einfach so Klebe glitzernde Herzen und Sterne auf sein Auto. Besorg ihm einen Rollstuhl, stutze ihn wenn er geht, hilf ihm über die Straße und murmle dabei „Na, na, na, Opa... in deinem Alter musst du vorsichtig sein...“ Überlege laut, dass ein kleines Halbgeschwisterchen für Renesmee ganz nett wäre, aber leider wäre Bella ja jetzt ein Vampir und könne nicht schwanger werden.... Grins ihn dann verführerisch an und behaupte du wüsstest eine andere Lösung. Beantworte jeden seiner Sätze mit: „Ja, ja Gitzerprinzesschen.“ Sag ihm, dass sein schiefes Grinsen wirkt, als wäre er geistig gestört. Sag ihm, dass er auch ohne das schiefe Grinsen geistig gestört wirkt. Frag ihn, ob er mit seinem Lebensstil (großes Haus, großes Zimmer, großes Sofa, großes Bett, großer Flügel...) etwas womöglich viel kleineres kompensieren will. Erzähl den Volturi, dass Edward in Wahrheit nach Italien gekommen sei, um sich an Aro ranzumachen. Erinnere ihn jeden Tag daran, dass er Bella fast an einen Hund übergeben hätte. Erzähl ihm, dass Jacob dich dazu angestiftet hat, das zu tun. Frag ihn, wieso er sich nicht auch in etwas Cooles verwandeln kann. In einen Werwolf. Oder ein Einhorn. Mal auf all seine Bilder von Bella einen Schnauzbart und im Hintergrund einen Hund. Erzähl ihm, dass Bella von Jacob schwanger ist. (Vor BD)Ließ ihm alle Bis(s)-Bücher vor und schau mit ihm Twilight Frag ihn, ob er Emmett attraktiv findet. Oder Jasper Oder Jacob Schenk ihm ein paar Dracula- DVDs Erzähl ihm, dass Bella diese Art von Vampiren anziehend findet. Bring die Ordnung in seinem CD-System durcheinander und sag ihm, dass es Jacob war. Erwähne beiläufig, dass das Ganze Vampir-Gehabe an ihm irgendwie schwul wirkt Frag ihn jeden Morgen, ob er gut geschlafen hätte und schlag dann erschrocken die Hände vor den Mund, als hättest du ihn damit ganz schrecklich verletzt. Betone den Namen CARLISLE völlig gestört, wenn du ihn in seiner Gegenwart aussprichst(siehe Twilight- Szene im Ballettstudio als Bella gebissen wurde) Sage ihm, du denkst er ist ein Sex-Gott Dann lache ihn aus und mache Witze darüber, dass er noch Jungfrau ist Nenne ihn die einhuntertundsiebenjährige Jungfrau Zeige ihm ein Foto von Robert Pattinson und lache über ihre Ähnlichkeit Erzähle ihm, Bella ist in Italien, um Aro zu bitten sie in einen Vampiren zu verwandeln Bitte ihn, dich in einen Vampiren zu verwandeln Wenn er das ablehnt, flehe ihn an und drohe mit Bellas Leben Stimmt er dann doch zu dich zu beißen, flüstere ihm zu „Ich kann es kaum erwarten, Bella das zu erzählen“ Wenn er dich beißt, schreie in qualvollem Schmerz und weine, während du ihn fragst „Wie konntest du das einem so perfekten, kleinen Mädchen wie mir antun?“ Ist die Verwandlung vollendet, gehe zu Edward und sage ihm, du hast Bella gebissen Sage ihm, er hatte Recht und ihr Blut riecht und schmeckt unglaublich und du konntest somit nicht widerstehen, sorry Erzähle ihm, du kannst nun seine Gedanken lesen und dass er sich schämen sollte wie er ... sich Bella vorstellt Beschmeiße ihn mit Knoblauch und schreie dabei „STIRB STIRB“ Kaufe ein „Bite me“ T-shirt und trage es immer und überall Verfolge ihn und stelle dir dich selbst dabei nackt vor Folge ihn den ganzen Tag, wissend, dass er deine Gedanken lesen kann Folge ihn und stelle dir dabei Bella nackt vor Erkundige dich was mit Cedric am Ende von „Harry Potter und der Feuerkelch“ passierte, und frage ob nicht Carlisle sich als Voldemort verkleidet hatte und Cedric, anstatt ihn umzubringen, in Edward Cullen verwandelt hatte Bringe ihn dazu „Jungfrau (40), männlich, sucht...“ zu gucken Sage ihm, es wäre besser wenn er Bella einfach essen würde, da es sowieso passieren wird Mache ein T-Shirt mit der Aufschrift „I kissed a Wolf“ vorne und „And I think I liked it“ hinten, und zwinge ihn es zu tragen

Habt ihr schon mal bemerkt das manche Menschen nicht ' I think...' sondern 'I sink ...' sagen? Wobei es eigentlich 'Ich denke...' heißen soll, heißt es jetzt: 'Ich waschbecken...' :DD Like... :)

Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out your name Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out for you Who am I? And if yes, how many? What is the answer? What if there isn't any? Is it one or two And when does now begin? How long is temporary? And is standing here a sin? If nothing last forever, Say, can I be nothing? And if forever ends, Will we dance the pain away? Is this all there is, Or is there more to it And if I can't touch it, Then whose space is it? If the answer is one, I know I one too How can you tell, You're not me and I'm not you? I mean really, If I was you, and you were me do you think things would be The way they are? Let's say, If I was a woman And you were a man You would do things That I don't understand You'd say "Boo Boo Boo" And I'd think "La La La" Maybe "Boo" will mean "Ja" Or just "Blah Blah Blah" Anyway, you say something I think something else You know, There´s nothing wrong with that, It´s just the way it goes Am I safer in first class? Am I ready to kill? If I look at you long enough, Will time stand still? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I'm calling out your name Is there someone out, who listening? Or are you busy, busy, busy? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I´m calling out for you Knock, knock, knock, Is someone in your head? I'm just thinking about what you've said Is this it? What will I think When I´m breathing my last Am I too slow? Or is everything else too fast? If I'd known I was going to live this long I'd better taken care of myself my son If nothing last forever, Say, can I be nothing? And if forever ends, Will you still answer the phone? I for one know, If you don't laugh with yourself, This life will last so much longer Than you like Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I'm calling out your name Is there someone out, who listening? Or are you busy, busy, busy? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I´m calling out for you Knock, knock, knock, Is someone in your head? I'm just thinking about what you've said Who am I? And if yes, how many? What is the answer? What if there isn't any? Is it one or two And when does now begin? How long is temporary? And is standing here a sin?

“Bruno Mars knows how to make a girl happy. 1. Become a billionaire. 2. Tell her she's perfect. 3. Catch a grenade for her and die. 4. He's dead now, so she will inherit his money, become a billionaire, and think she's perfect forever!”

I could not sleep all night because I think! Just think about it all over again ... I'm just not over him ... ok ... it is not yet concluded but I'm afraid it's happening ... happens soon ... ♥

if you think I'm gonna like you just because you're looking good... than you're WRONG cuz if you've got a shitty character you can go and f yourself

goodbye my almost lover . goodbye my hopeless dream. i´m trying not to think about you. can you just let me be !

you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever

You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.

Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair Falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Her nails, her nails I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh She hates but I think its so sexy She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are ♥

This is what I love, and can't stop loving. Get wasted at parties, from 9 'till 7 in the morning. I live for the music, rolling blunts, feeling high, getting loaded or take some pills and go to La La Land. Spending all my money on dope and extreme high priced tickets. But in the end it's all worth it. I like to live in my own world. Fuck regular life, fuck a 9 to 5 job. I'm told to enjoy every moment, every hour, every minute. That's what I do on Fridays and Saturdays. Why should I take life so seriously? I just wanna do what I like to do. Being far from reality, cause I can't stand society. This is my own world, I just wanna hear the music. I think the whole system fucking sucks. Everybody's working their fucking ass off during the week, getting totally fucking stressed out So what's wrong, and what's right? I live for the weekend, I live for hard styles, I live for hardstyle baby!!!

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.♥

This is for all the people who love someone but don't have the courage to tell ... Tell the Person you love, what you feel, because the day'll come when it is too late... In this world people will think of a million reasons, why two people shouldn't be together but it's up to you to think of just ONE reason why you should...

I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair Falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Her nails, her nails I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh She hates but I think its so sexy She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are. <3 *-*

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way, I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me No way, no way, you know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend ♥ Wer manchmal auch so denkt büdde LIKEN !! ;)

100 People i hate on Facebook: People who have the new profile People who still have the old profile People who are always on Facebook People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in People who check-in People who have a birthday today People who friend everybody People who only friend people they know well People who friend me. People who share their travel plans by listing the airport codes of the two cities separated by a little arrow. Goto —> hell People who think it's about the journey People who think "LOL!" counts as quality feedback People who think elaborating on a joke is the same as making a joke People who complain about their relationships People who try convince us their relationships are totally awesome People who change their relationship status before telling me their relationship status has changed People who "like" my wife (keep your thumbs-up away from my woman) People who announce they're going to be offline for awhile People who play Farmville People who complain about people who play Farmville without first seeing how irritating it is for themselves People you who regularly tag you in their photo albums when it's clearly a good photo of them and a bad photo of you People who share party photos with people who weren't invited to the party People who post personal messages publicly ("Great seeing you last night!") Attractive people who aggressively share photos People who post happy messages in the morning People who are selling something People who use Facebook to promote their company People who use it for personal reasons People who use it for political reasons People who are overly enthusiastic about my updates People who ignore my updates People who share articles I've already seen People who share articles I might have otherwise missed People who comment on the Facebook blurb about an article without actually reading the article People who never comment about anything People who post their tweets to Facebook People who focus on superficial things People who use Facebook to discus anything of meaning People who post mysterious status updates in an effort to get others to comment: "OMG, what do you mean? Everything OK?" People who comment: "OMG, what do you mean?" People who respond to rhetorical statements People who just changed their profile photo People who were hot as hell in seventh grade but who never share any current photos (and never apologize for ignoring you in Junior High) People who were ugly in junior high and resent those who at least were attractive for a while People who see child abuse as a serious problem and then who think: "Maybe a cartoon avatar would help?" People to whom I am clearly superior but who think I should make the first friending move Inferior People who dare to send a friend request People who in 2007 said, "Facebook has peaked, what's the next thing?" People who are too old for this stuff People who are too young for this stuff People who think they're the first ones to say, "I wish FB had a hate button." People who are overly nice People who share joy People who I've known since childhood People I just met. People who complain People with ugly kid photos People whose kids are more photogenic than mine People who try to chat even though we haven't seen each other for five years People who try to chat even though we talk everyday People who try to chat People who go offline when I try to chat with them People who poke me. People who wish me happy birthday on Facebook People who don't People who see you in person and then repeat the same story they already posted to Facebook and then just stand there until you say, "OK, like." People who post what they just ate or anything about their digestive system People who share their exercise routine People who share their schedule People who share People who try to be clever People who try to be funny People with the best of intentions People who are thoughtful People who type before thinking People who complain about changes made to Facebook People who passively agree to changes on Facebook People who refuse to use Facebook because everyone else is using it People who use the @ sign even though that only works on another site People who think "I made some changes to my profile page" is a valid answer to the question: "What did you do today?" People you don't know comment on photos of your family members People who ask favors People who share that they are sick, feel good, can't sleep or just woke up People who post about the weather People who mention anything related to Burning Man People who share stuff that everyone in the world has already seen, get no response, and then share it again People who aren't sure about a joke they want to make and so they preface it with: "Overheard:" People who use the phrase "note to self" anywhere other than in the silent privacy of their own mind People who write wonderful things about their new boyfriend even though we can all see that the dude is a chump and the same person will be writing terrible things about him in a few months and then expecting us to be surprised and supportive People who think mentioning something about Darfur is going to somehow benefit the People in Darfur because every little bit counts People who can't accept that not all cats are cute and/or interesting People who believe that you'll be happy about their good fortune People who are wildly uninteresting and painfully unfunny yet have a lot more friends than I do People who write the phrase: "Um...OK" People who post song lyrics People who share YouTube videos that have already been viewed 400 million times People who make snarky comments about Sarah Palin People who are Sarah Palin People who stay on Facebook even though they hate everyone on it People who use Friendster

All you need is love or how you said only girl<3 You gave me the feeling to be your only and first big love…it's a good feeling better then you thouht it feels…<3 You're like an angel that cames down the heaven and kiss my lips… It was like a dream all the time with you…<3 But one day he came to me and said very sad words to me, and they hurt so very much… He said: "All is changed…I don't know if I wheter love you, 'cause I think you don't feel the same for me…I think it isn't o.k. to be still in a relationship!!! This words hurt so because I wanted to say all this words to you…the same I thouht about you…the same feeling I had, too!!! All this I wanted say to you this day, but now it's to late…!!! We were so fixed to the other person that we forgot, to pay attention to our own feelings!!! Now I'm think about this lie and understand that our love was so perfekt, that once there must be a big hidden gap that would destroy our unbreakable relationship…  OMG…The big hidden gap was me…I was the problem!!! I never had told him how much I loved him…and now it's to late to say it to him :'( He said this three words more than thousand times in the week and I never!!! But I thouht he didn't love me???!!!  But I gave him this feeling…to be unimportant!!!  And it hurts… …And now I'm sitting alone at home in my room and think about The heavenly times with him…and I couldn't look you every day in your eyes with a lie on my lips…and with this three words I said goodbye forever…:"I Love You!!!" He drove to her this day and goes in her room…there she was lying at the floor…WITH A KNIFE IN HER HEART!!! She's dead, but he thouht she still lives… but all help is to late!!! :'( There he was sitting…and then he begins to cry…he think:"I couldn't live without you…I love you still and forever…I would be in hell and you in heaven…' cause you're dead because of me :'(  He lie down by her dropped the knife and stab it into his own heart…and die by her <3 <3 <3 :'( They found them dead 1 hour later…STILL in love!!! :'( <3

Rihanna: Oh nana whats my name? Person: Why are you asking your grandma your name? Rihanna: Oh shut up and drive! Person: But it's raining outside! Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella ella ella Person: Who do you think you are? Rihanna: The only girl in the world Person: Well you aint! Rihanna: I love the way you lie

f*** is easy f*** is funny everybody f***s for money if you think f*** is funny f*** yourself and safe the money

rihanna- oh nana whats my name? person-why are you asking your grandma your name? rihanna-oh shut up and drive! person-but it's raining!!! rihanna- then get under my umbrella. person-who do you think you are? rihanna-the only girl in the world person-no you are not! rihanna- i love the way you lie......

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second - Wiz Khalifa.

Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair is stinky with all her trying She's so awful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think that she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say Chorus: When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are Her lips, her lips i would spit on them if she let me Her laugh, her laugh She loves but i think whatever shes so ugly She's so awful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id always ask you to change If perfect's what you're searching for Then just go away So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say Chorus: When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're so awful Just the way you are When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are

THE PERFECT BOY Be reliable and punctual. Say "You are so cute when you're angry" and kiss them in battle. Show her what you can. Give her your sweatshirt to sleep, then she will wear it the next day. For everyone to see: It's about you. Light a candle, let's go look slow love songs, cheesy movies. Cook for them (something only very simple, no matter!) Do not put your coat but only your arm around her when she is cold. Write her at the morning "Good morning, just think of you" ... Use perfume, shave your beard approach (ALL Girls are the terrible), style your hair ... Tell her that she was the most beautiful in the world. Take them in protecting and defending them. Listen to her, let her trust you, you remember what it says. Let her time and accept their limits! Liked her best friend, but not to flirt! Bring all about them in experience, and use your knowledge as for great surprises. Sometimes kiss her neck or give me a kiss on the forehead. Let them wuscheln through his hair. Albere around with her and tickle her even when she says that you should stop. When you are kissing on the wall. Go for a walk with her, looking at the stars together. Place them with your friends in front of me, "This is it." Was 100% true. There is nothing sweeter than the one boy who can show his feelings. Holding her hand as often as possible. Even if you want to leave once: up Behave respectfully and sensitively. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Never put the phone off first. Always be there for them, even if you e.g. 're just buddies with the dragons. Kiss her in the rain. Was a mix of cool protector, and loving gentleman. Entanglements of one because of it, if necessary. Open the door for her, help her in the jacket ... Join her cute photographs. If it has been in a group, show them again and again! Apologize for your mistakes. Be a little bit jealous. Be creative and crazy.

his lips his lips i would kiss them all they if he let me, his laugh his laugh he hates but i think it´s so sexy, he's so beautiful and i tell him every day...

Rihanna: Oh nana whats my name? Person: Why are you asking your grandma your name? Rihanna: Oh shut up and drive! Person: But it's raining outside! Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella ella ella Person: Who do you think you are? Rihanna: The only girl in the world Person: Well you aint! Rihanna: I love the way you lie :D :D :D

Rihanna : Oh Nana Whats My Name Person : Why are you asking your grandma you name? Rihanna : Oh shut up and drive Person : But its raining outside! Rihanna :You can stand under my umbrella ella ella Person : Who do you think you are? Rihanna : The only girl in the world Person : Well.. you ain't ... Rihanna : I love the way you lie :D

rihanna- oh nana whats my name? person-why are you asking your? grandma your name? rihanna-oh shut up and drive! person-but it's raining!!! rihanna- then get under my umbrella. person-who do you think you are? rihanna-the only girl in the world person-no you are not! rihanna- i love the way you lie......

fuck is easy fuck is funny many people fuck for money so. if you think that fuck is funny fuck yourself and save your money

there was this time, about two years ago...when I used to live on the Park-Avenue..and so I met this guy, his name was Robert, I think he was an actor or so...he was pretty famous,...something with vampire movies...I think..., well today it´s nice to think about those memories...it was a really nice time ;) hahahaha

smile and the whole world will smile with you :)laugh ..and they'll all think, you're on drugs ! :D

You 're fat? FUCK OFF! have aa great life - & don't think about it ! :P

Rihanna: Oh? nana whats my name? Person:? Why are you asking your? grandma? your? name? Rihanna:? Oh shut up and drive! Person: But it's raining outside! Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella ella ella Person: Who do? you think you are? Rihanna: The only girl? in the world Person: Well you? aint! Rihanna: I love the way you? lie

chaos,panik.disaster...i think my work here is done ;)

I think Rihanna is in big trouble, she don't know her own name, she likes rude boy's, and she love it when you lie to her, but the biggest problem is, that she thinks that she's the only girl in the world ;)

i think about him. think about me. think about us where we gonna be. i realize it was only just a dream. I walk back down that road. would he come back nowone knows i realize it was only just a dream.

Guys may flirt with a million different girls; but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

I think Rihanna is in big trouble, she don't konw her own name, she like rude boy's, and she love it when you lie the here, but the biggest problem is, that she think that she's the only girl in the world ;)

Rihanna: Oh nana whats my name? Person: Why are you asking your grandma your name? Rihanna: Oh shut up and drive! Person: But it's raining outside! Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella ella ella Person: Who do you think you are? Rihanna: The only girl in the world Person: Well you aint! Rihanna: I love the way you lie

Never say I love you if you do not think, never speak about feelings if they are not present sind.Halte never my hand if you want to break my heart. Never say you want if you want nothing to do with me. Show has never lied to me in the eye when all you say. Never say hello if you mean goodbye and never ask how I feel, if you're not interested anyway! never tell the true love you have left, because true love would not leave you!!

dear Bruno mars, I can catch a "grenade" for you. You can "count on me".. I don't care if you are a "billionaire" or not Cause I think you're amazing "just the way you are". It's "all about you". omg, I LOVE YOU BRUNO MARS. ♥

Fuck is easy, fuck is funny, many people fuck for money. If you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and save your money!!!

Lehrer: "What do you think?" Schüler: "Nothing!!"

There's a girl in my mirror I wonder who she is Sometimes I think I know her Sometimes I really wish I did

Before you give up, think of the reason why you held on for so long.

Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me And it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?" I say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeah Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh, she hates but I think it's so sexy She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day Oh, you know, you know, you know I'd never ask you to change If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same So don't even bother asking if you look okay, you know I'll say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing just the way you are When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeah

Cody Simpson... you're PERFECT! You're the ONE with a huge heart! ALL DAY i think of you... and i think: IYIYI, you are beautiful! And i just wanna say.. .''i loove youu''.. /wrong\ ..say, 143! ;D ♥

Do You Think , That I Am Happy Only Because I Am Smiling ? , Maybe I Am Dieing Inside Right ! );

my week without you everyday i call you everhour i miss you everyminut i think of you and everysecond I LOVE YOU ♥♥

If you think fuck is funny, fuck youre self and save your money ;-)